well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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