we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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