Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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