Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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