Your face is a jimmy john
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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