when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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