are you still at the devil's house?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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