My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i already hear my dad disowning me
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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