She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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