apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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