she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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