covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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