Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the day after is always just damage control
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm sobbing to NWA
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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