feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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