I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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