I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The power of my boobs compel you
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
