new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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