That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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