I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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