"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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