you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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