You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
