what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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