i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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