Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
why do cheetos always look like penises
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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