i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
