Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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