I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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