Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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