is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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