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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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