Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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