i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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