i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
