I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I need to align my fucking chakras
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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