I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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