That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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