White coat. Heels.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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