Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We smell like vodka and hangover
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