OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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