ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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