Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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