He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
