We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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