I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Ketchup is God's man juice
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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