I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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