somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize
