She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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