it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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