i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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