it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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